What a day!!!

What a day for news! Mudslides, missing teens in Aruba, people growing pot, Britney Spears, and Lisa Marie Presley getting hitched (again), sounds like a weekend to remember.  Only if you’re not smoking the pot.  Well at any rate I guess we should get on with it. So here we go…… 

Mudslide in the Philippines 

Well I guess I have to start off with the sad news, no real jokes or anything here, a crazy huge mudslide buried hundreds of houses and an elementary school in the eastern Philippines today.  Now if that didn’t suck enough an estimated 300 people are thought to be dead and some 1500 are missing.  Heavy rains are to be blamed for the mudslide.  That just sucks.  I hope they find as many people alive as possible.  

Missing teen in Aruba  

Okay, here we are again, and though this is sad too, it’s just old news.  My heart goes out to the family of the missing girl, but look odds are you’re never really going to know what happened, and if this kid you trying to sue is to blame, well he got away with it.  What makes you think you can sue?  I don’t know, what I would do in their shoes, but I don’t think you can place the blame without evidence.  If there was enough evidence they would have officially charged him by now, right?  

Washington grows good stuff 

Did you know that in Washington State marijuana, (pot, shiva, chronic, weed, grass) is the No.8 agricultural commodity?  I didn’t until recently.  I wonder if they are doing business with the Mexican drug lords.  Now unfortunately for everyone out there packing a suitcase on the intent of moving to Washington, the DEA and other law enforcement agencies are putting a crack down on it.  Sealing the pipe, so to speak.  Ahh, but lets not give up hope, if they are anything like the cops in Texas it will be just fine. 

Oh Britney you…….. 

Damn Britney Spears, if you were any dumber, well I would just have to hand Jessica Simpson her PHD.  Let’s see you don’t take your kid out cause of fear of paparazzi, right but you drive with him in your lap.  Ya cause the photographers are always looking at you to do things right.  You know, if you would have never had him then all people could make fun of you for is getting played by Kevin.  Hell that is still a riot.  Oh well you rank on my top ten most ignorant people list.  

“I do”, again and again and again…….. 

Lisa Marie Presley has done it again. She is married, just one more time and well I’m sure there will be others.  It is Presley’s fourth marriage. She was previously married to Nicolas Cage, Michael Jackson and Danny Keough, who is the father of her two children.  Call me crazy but in the picture I saw of her, she looked like a man.  Well my only thought is how her dad “The King”, must feel.  ”Ahhh there goes my little, used up, lost, baby girl getting married, yet again.”  

Poor thing really I am being too harsh this is only number 4, and the celeb world she is still a virgin.  Good on ya hooker.  

 See my views are simple and kind. and remember as a Chinese fortune cookie once told me,”look up and you see sky, look down you don’t”.  I still don’t know what that meant but it seemed to fit.  poopface03  

 

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