What a day!!!
February 17, 2006What a day for news! Mudslides, missing teens in Aruba, people growing pot, Britney Spears, and Lisa Marie Presley getting hitched (again), sounds like a weekend to remember. Only if you’re not smoking the pot. Well at any rate I guess we should get on with it. So here we go……
Mudslide in the Philippines
Well I guess I have to start off with the sad news, no real jokes or anything here, a crazy huge mudslide buried hundreds of houses and an elementary school in the eastern Philippines today. Now if that didn’t suck enough an estimated 300 people are thought to be dead and some 1500 are missing. Heavy rains are to be blamed for the mudslide. That just sucks. I hope they find as many people alive as possible.
Missing teen in Aruba
Okay, here we are again, and though this is sad too, it’s just old news. My heart goes out to the family of the missing girl, but look odds are you’re never really going to know what happened, and if this kid you trying to sue is to blame, well he got away with it. What makes you think you can sue? I don’t know, what I would do in their shoes, but I don’t think you can place the blame without evidence. If there was enough evidence they would have officially charged him by now, right?
Washington grows good stuff
Did you know that in Washington State marijuana, (pot, shiva, chronic, weed, grass) is the No.8 agricultural commodity? I didn’t until recently. I wonder if they are doing business with the Mexican drug lords. Now unfortunately for everyone out there packing a suitcase on the intent of moving to Washington, the DEA and other law enforcement agencies are putting a crack down on it. Sealing the pipe, so to speak. Ahh, but lets not give up hope, if they are anything like the cops in Texas it will be just fine.
Oh Britney you……..
Damn Britney Spears, if you were any dumber, well I would just have to hand Jessica Simpson her PHD. Let’s see you don’t take your kid out cause of fear of paparazzi, right but you drive with him in your lap. Ya cause the photographers are always looking at you to do things right. You know, if you would have never had him then all people could make fun of you for is getting played by Kevin. Hell that is still a riot. Oh well you rank on my top ten most ignorant people list.
“I do”, again and again and again……..
Lisa Marie Presley has done it again. She is married, just one more time and well I’m sure there will be others. It is Presley’s fourth marriage. She was previously married to Nicolas Cage, Michael Jackson and Danny Keough, who is the father of her two children. Call me crazy but in the picture I saw of her, she looked like a man. Well my only thought is how her dad “The King”, must feel. ”Ahhh there goes my little, used up, lost, baby girl getting married, yet again.”
Poor thing really I am being too harsh this is only number 4, and the celeb world she is still a virgin. Good on ya hooker.
See my views are simple and kind. and remember as a Chinese fortune cookie once told me,”look up and you see sky, look down you don’t”. I still don’t know what that meant but it seemed to fit. poopface03
More News to beat your head to!
February 16, 2006Those Americans and their “Bloody” fries
Ahhh, the day and age when a normal person could go to McDonald’s and get a bite to eat without the fear of bloody fries are gone! What is it with fast food establishments now a days? First, the food is nasty enough to make a cockroach sick, and now we have to worry about someone leaving their body fluids on the food. Yuk, can I have the catsup substitute, aka your blood. The case I am talking about took place recently in North Carolina. In this case the store actually owned up to the blood and fired the employee. Now the North Carolina McDonald’s does not want to pay for the victims med bills to be checked for diseases. Hmmmm, sounds fair, you bleed on my food, you should pay for the bills. Oh well, maybe the victim learned a valuable lesson, DON’T EAT THERE AGAIN!
Do we really have to have another one?
Friday the 13th, an 80’s classic to be sure but now in 2006, I am sorry to say, it has gotten a bit played out. New Line recently announced they were planning on the release on Oct, 13th, (hint it’s a Friday). Unfortunately they have no director, or cast, or well no movie, just a script and a “vision”. Okay folks I am sure this is going to be one up on the Freddy vs. Jason disaster, I mean block stinker, but can we just let these guys die already. You know now that I think about it, I really want to see what the 40th installment to the series is like. I am sure the story changes, Jason comes kills and leaves oh ya and he can’t be destroyed, did I miss something? I can’t lie, I will be one of the people dragging my wife to the theater to see it because it’s there and the marketing was good. My suggestion is let Quentin Tarantino direct it, ya baby, that will make it work.
To Protect and Serve?????
In San Antonio, TX, an out of town SWAT team was robbed of weapons and a badge and laptops. Wow, good thing I don’t live in their town. I would really feel safe. “Hey bubba, ya got dem guns”. I am not trying to put down the police by any means but come on everyone knows not to leave stuff unsecured. Uhhh, your in Texas, the state of park it and watch it disappear. The article I read did not state specifics on how many weapons were stolen or the type, but does it really matter? It was a dumb move on the side of the police, they the SWAT, should be better than that.
Recommendation for after school care
Shaun Ellis, 24, the young man accused of using a taser on a 13 year old boy in an after school program has been charged with 2nd degree assault. Gosh, you mean to tell me that was a little out of hand. I’m sure the kid was mouthing off, or just being a snot, and this was a form of discipline. Actually I think I read this method of keeping kids in line in one of those Dr. Phil horror books. First choice was locking in a cage and teasing with a stick, if that was unsuccessful then you could move up to pulling out toe nails, and then shoot the kid with a taser. All in all sounds like fun, oh well, good old Shaun has now been charged. I hear he will be starting a late night babysitting company, it is reported that Michael Jackson will be partnering up for “entertainment” of all the kids. I can’t wait for registration.
On a final note
For those people out there that feel my views are offensive or well undesirable, here is what you, use your mouse and move the cursor to the little x in the top right corner of the window and left click. Poof! Just like magic it’s all gone. Then don’t ever, ever, ever come back again, thanks. Poopface03
A little more nonsense
February 14, 200614 Feb 06
Has anyone else seemed to notice how out of hand things have gotten? Lets take for example the whole offensive cartoon issue. Okay we understand that they were in fact tasteless and rude, but to begin to riot and kill innocent people who had absolutely nothing to do with their creation or reproduction…….. Can we say lets get serious. This seems to me just another excuse for a group of people who feel repressed to show the world how poorly they are being treated. Look if the governments of the world were to say I’m sorry and completely take these comics out of production would you stop killing, burning, and acting well STUPID? If so well I’ll be the first to say I’m sorry.
Now for the silly guy who is accused of murdering his wife and kid, and sorry I don’t have all the facts, (but really do I care), uhhhh, you silly ass, what were you thinking? Bad sex life defense. Ya well that was what OJ was going to go for before he bought the smaller glove. You might want to rethink that legal advise.
Oh, but if by chance you are one of those unoriginal people out there, that feel “hey I could do that too”, well DON’T. Really if you’re that unhappy well leave the person, don’t kill them. That is just so much more work.
The next bit of news I saw today was the Sadaam Hussein trial, and his “Hunger strike”. Please can we stop with the antics. Just if somehow there were an accident like a bus was driving along and the driver was epileptic and well umm, oops Hussein pancakes anyone? This whole trial is a bit of a bore and the court seems to be unable to control him. I say skip to sentenceing and click, click, bang, done with. All better, next!
Last but not least the guy shot by Vice President Cheney, is doing better. Well what can I say is we are a government at war. Oops sorry dude. Next time hide in a cave, we won’t get you there.
till next time take things less serious and you’ll live longer. poopface03
